Hey Girls!
Today’s entry is devoted to cosmetic absurdities. Sadly, since recently I’ve been simply psyching out after entering Insta, FB or YouTube. Certainly, good ideas are priceless and its worth implementing them but right next to the practical pieces of advice concerning make-up, there are the totally retarded ideas that only a madman’s head could come up with. Which absurdities do I have in mind? Here is my ‘Not Hot’ list of weird ideas concerning beauty.
1. FilLips by Kylie Jenner
This item is a strange, silicone something which is supposed to enlarge lips, but instead of this, it causes inflammations and skin irritations that appear along with swellings, lip bruising and even wounds of the face. FulLips is a container which has to suck lips and as a result boost it to a hulk size. Those of you who consider this idea sounding disgusting, raise your hand! 🙂
2. Face contouring due to non-typical items
If you come across a clip which shows a girl using scissors, a high-heel, a fork or a toothbrush to contour her face, just click on x and close the website. Somebody who can’t do face contouring using a brush or special cosmetics that are destined to this procedure than she shouldn’t be your make-up and beauty mentor, should she?
3. Fur manicure
Attaching fur to fingernails… is it only me who find it weird? I’m just waiting for some brand launching a special brush designed to take care of such fingernails. It’s also a good idea to carry a mini blow-dryer in case these fur nails get soaked wet due to rain 😉
4. Pink or red parting
Don’t you think that this is slightly creepy? I would totally understand this if it was some Halloween trend, but daily scalp make-up? This doesn’t sound good and definitely it looks even worse. There is yet another problem, namely, what will happen to the parting during pouring rain?
5. Monobrow
What’s monobrow? It’s just one, long eyebrow which comes into existence after drawing fake hair on your face. I don’t think that any guy would find a girl with one eyebrow attractive.
If you’ve also come across similar, ridiculous beauty ideas, please share them with us below. It’s important to warn others since some inventions might be dangerous (for example, the idea with lip boost).
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